when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate
The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.
public school dress code
first things first i’m
Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
10/100 FAVOURITE CHARACTERS→ Kelly Kapoor, The Office
“You guys, I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, Kelly what is the biggest company in the world and I’d be like, “blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.” Giving you the exact right answer.”
Who is my celeb look alike? I have none… Does that mean I’m meant to be famous.. Am I the one to solidify this look?
Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these
yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website
You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?
fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me:Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
i've seen the best of love, the best of hate,
the best reward is earned,
i've paid for every single word i ever said