chase this light

pass one = success!

arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

fatiguedwhale:

best weekend

holy shit

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

if there was a contest over who can pick the most shit off the floor without getting off their bed….i’d definitely win.

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones

(Source: ermma-louise)

common0courtesy:

I get what i want

if grey’s anatomy doesn’t give you anxiety and pain  then you’re doing it wrong

(Source: queenmckidd)

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

my day in a nutshell.

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where did you get your ticket?

i veered off the bike path in front of broida (slash next to davidson) and was going toward the arbor area. i was still super close to davidson’s back bike parking lot when i turned the corner and the cop was there and was all “well we’re handing out citations today”