why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break
Sorry b-money, I can’t tonight
Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]
Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters
Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.
False rape accusations are an anomaly.
True rape accusations are a norm.
You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.
Re-blog now, read later.
"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
Make sure to tell the people you love, you love them. Loudly and often. You never know when it might be too late.
I need feminism because…
People think that I’m a VIRGIN because I can’t get any, not because its MY CHOICE about MY BODY!
i've seen the best of love, the best of hate,
the best reward is earned,
i've paid for every single word i ever said