my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
hey look, I can be annoying too!
GETTING A COMPLIMENT FROM MY PI ABOUT MY WORK
barack no michelle is my friend we can’t
smack that ass from 8 feet away
So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
i laughed way too hard jesus christ
when someone asks what my plans are after i graduate
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
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So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
i've seen the best of love, the best of hate,
the best reward is earned,
i've paid for every single word i ever said