don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
mr man gives us the facts
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny
no need to imagine
I AM SO HAPPY
if i don’t talk to myself who will
Quick lil’ animals
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part
i've seen the best of love, the best of hate,
the best reward is earned,
i've paid for every single word i ever said