arachnids8rip: fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick and the award for unexpected turns goes to
fatiguedwhale: best weekend holy shit
alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
if there was a contest over who can pick the most shit off the floor without getting off their bed….i’d definitely win.
...and now we recover
you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones
if grey’s anatomy doesn’t give you anxiety and pain then you’re doing it wrong
[[MORE]]this weekend has just been “wake up eat drink hangout sleep” on repeat but i’m okay with it.
atribecalledcristina replied to your post: also, where did you get your ticket? i veered off the bike path in front of broida (slash next to davidson) and was going toward the arbor area. i was still super close to davidson’s back bike parking lot when i turned the corner and the cop was there and was all “well we’re handing out citations today”
random thoughts: Watching Greys Anatomy Season... →
whyareyoucallingme: The lights are off at the hospital… Bailey being afraid to do surgery, Meredith having a baby, the power being turned off and causing trouble for little babies, other relationship things…………. Then it is implied Jackson Avery will be in the bus explosion…. Then to my delight, I…
lifeonadailybasis: We do our very best, but sometimes it’s just not good enough. We buckle our seatbelts, we wear a helmet, and we stick to the lighted paths. We try to be safe, we try so hard to protect ourselves, but it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference. Cause when the bad things come, they come out of nowhere. The bad things come suddenly, with no warning, but we forget that sometimes...
i have bike safety school tomorrow at 3. can’t decide if i should go inebriated or not. but fuck that fucking citation and fuck that dumb class i have to take now
[[MORE]]so today i started slicing brains on my own. each brain took an hour. i have twenty one left. and my research supervisor wants me done with them by the end of the month. and undergrads cant get into the lab on weekends. or past five on weekdays so these next two weeks are going to be intense. ugh. it’s harder than you’d think, and the slices are really easy to fuck up. i...
gumiappendsweet: my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
definitely just skipped work to nap..
..and now I haven’t even been able to fall asleep fuck.
tvspecial: when someone you like describes their type and it’s obviously not you
okaydoke: if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
When I hear someone complaining that it's hard to...
whatshouldgauchoscallme: that’s why we’re GAUCHOS
WHEN PEOPLE STARE AT ME AND MY FRIENDS
howdoiputthisgently: WE THINK IT’S BECAUSE: BUT IT’S REALLY BECAUSE:
thefaultinourstarss: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing OMG yesssss
on a brighter note
i played monopoly with my brother and his girlfriend for a couple hours today. twas really nice. even though i lost. but i still lasted pretty damn long, considering my only monopoly was the railroads.
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
me: could this day get any worse
there's just something about IV atmosphere on a...
maybe it’s because everyone’s done with class for the week, maybe it’s because the weather is gorgeous out…but everyone’s just in a good mood, everyone is out and about and it’s just really nice and magical
sporadicintellect replied to your photo: the view from the top of storke tower is… whaaaat my RA has connections! it was really fucking coool though omg
-woke up, a tad hungover -got to campbell hall in six minutes (that might be a personal record for an 8am) and enjoyed a wonderful lecture on plant sex -realized i didn’t have my keys (i didn’t lock my bike last night so i didn’t realize), ran back to de anza to get a temp key and get in and grab them -ochem lecture, where my prof brought her dog..so i paid no attention to her...
khokayho: I think it’s funny how we talk about our lives and what we did each night so casually when what we’re doing is so completely insane. Anyone in the outside world would think we’re the craziest people…. and we are. It’s a crazy place we live in, Isla Vista. A square mile of thousands of college students living in houses like we’re adults but having the time of our lives. Everyone’s on...
When you're walking through campus at night and a...
UCSB Divestment vote fails...
thomassobien: …even though Divestment supporters held a majority. The vote was 12 for, 11 against, and 1 abstention. It’s like the UCSB Student Senate uses the U.S. Senate for their inspiration on parliamentary procedure.
I was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future.
pocalamexicana: My student fees have yet again failed to bring a real rock band to Extravaganza.